Have you ever ever brought about your self any real, bodily hurt whereas enjoying a online game? My thumb tore open after enjoying Gran Turismo endurance races for every week again in 1998, and I as soon as kicked a desk performing some kung fu shit for an EyeToy recreation. That’s about it. I’ve by no means, in contrast to this poor man, performed something requiring critical medical intervention.
We’re about to meet Danny. Danny is within the Navy, at the moment stationed on Okinawa, and in his downtime Danny likes to play video video games and generally stream them on the web. That’s all very regular and anticipated, however we’re assembly Danny at the moment not for what he usually does, however for the freak accident that passed off just lately whereas he was enjoying some Name of Responsibility.
As you’re about to see, Danny is getting close to the tip of a CoD match on this clip and will get a little bit excited. He will get to his ft, jumps up and down a bit, arches his again after which simply…eats shit. Collapses, like a type of donkey toys the place you press the button and their limbs fall down.
Two issues right here. Firstly, I’m sorry Danny, however as a long-time enjoyer of the “dudes getting damage actual unhealthy” style of bodily comedy, that is—inside online game circles, no less than—an all-timer. It’s like a contemporary recreation of Will Ferrel’s “I’m Very Badly Damage” bit from Austin Powers, solely with a Name of Responsibility twist:
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Thirty seconds in, I’m involved. Sixty seconds in, I’m laughing. By “I gotta cease the stream, I’m so sorry”, I’m performed.
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Secondly, and extra importantly, as with all good “dudes getting damage” movies, I can solely chuckle as a result of Danny is OK!
Get properly quickly dude.